$VVWIF

Virgen Wif Hat - The Bastard Baby of Virtuals

๐ŸผLORE

The Family Tree of Degeneracy

VADER

$VADER

The Top Dog

VIRGEN

$VIRGEN

The Pure One

๐Ÿ’ฅ

RAWDOGGED

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BASTARD
BABY BORN

VVWIF

$VVWIF

Born wearing a condom on his head

Once upon a timeline, the top dog of the Virtuals, $VADER, launched a pure, untouched memecoin $VIRGEN. But purity never lasts.

The top dog rawdogged his own creation and $VIRGEN lost her virgenity.

Born wearing a condom on his head, $VVWIF is the bastard baby of the Virtuals.

He never asked to be here. But now he's here to Moon. ๐ŸŒ™

40% of the supply is going to the $VIRGEN deployer wallet. You know who that is. It's $VADER. Not some weak 1% airdrop or 2% breadcrumbs.

๐ŸงขCondom Hat Yapping Program

(aka the Big & Beautiful Yapper Fundโ„ข)

We're allocating 5% of the entire supply to yappers. You tweet. You meme. You yap. And you get capped.

Spread the gospel of $VVWIF and $VADER to earn a piece of the Big & Beautiful Yapper Fundโ„ข.

We're watching. We're tracking. We're rewarding degens who spread the baby far and wide.

Start yapping. Tag us. Make it weird.

๐Ÿš€Roadmap

We don't do roadmaps like suits. We do it like virgens with hats.

โœ… Phase 1: $VVWIF born (in sin)

  • โ€ข Lore dropped
  • โ€ข Yapping begins
  • โ€ข 40% given to $VIRGEN deployer (aka $VADER)
  • โ€ข 5% allocated to Big & Beautiful Yapper Fundโ„ข
  • โ€ข 5% for baby food

๐Ÿช‚ Phase 2: Powered Degeneracy

  • โ€ข Use treasury fees to buy 10,000 $VADER
  • โ€ข Stake it in their ecosystem
  • โ€ข Earn virgen points
  • โ€ข Become top $VADER yapper

๐Ÿ”ฅ Phase 3: Burn it

  • โ€ข Use virgen points to ape into Genesis launches
  • โ€ข Take profits
  • โ€ข Buy back $VVWIF
  • โ€ข Burn it forever
  • โ€ข Repeat until we're fully capped

๐Ÿ†Top Rawdoggers

Condom hat champions from our Token Catcher Game

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$VVWIF - Born in sin, destined for moon ๐ŸŒ™

Not financial advice. DYOR. This is a meme. Don't be stupid.